We learned this year that Celebrity Skin is the gift that keeps on giving. People really don’t seem to give a fuck when a famous actor got naked, as long as he’s showing off the goods. This explains how the winning shots on our 2013 list of the “Best Naked Male Celebs” came from a TV show that went off air a decade ago, and if that weren't enough to make our point, posts about Mark Ruffalo and Daniel Craig were more popular than anything else on this countdown.
With the exception of New Zealand actor James Wells‘ enormous schlong on the tail end, most of these guys are fairly well-known and, in some cases, household names. Overall, there are at least seven instances of full-frontal nudity, six of which dominated bare ass shots of James Franco, Kellan Lutz and Ryan Kwanten. We’re going to take this as an indication that we should peruse Famous Dick for some content that lives up to the site’s name. Famous butts just aren’t enough for you anymore, eh?
10.
JAMES WELLS
We wrote
“If you've been watching Spartacus: War of the Damned on Starz, you’ll no doubt be familiar with New Zealand actor James Wells who plays the part of Totus, the rebel Gaul. Now, thanks to the show’s visionary producers, you can be familiar with ‘his’ penis. Naturally, there’s a little back and forth on the internet about whether or not it’s real (because who doesn't like a legitimate excuse to really get up close to the screen and take a good look).”
If you've been watching Spartacus: War of the Damned on Starz, you’ll no doubt be familiar with New Zealand actor James Wells who plays the part of Totus, the rebel Gaul. Now, thanks to the show’s visionary producers, you can be familiar with “his” penis. Naturally, there’s a little back and forth on the internet about whether or not it’s real (because who doesn't like a legitimate excuse to really get up close to the screen and take a good look).
All I can say is, if it’s not then we've come a long way from the days of Marky Mark’s Boogie Nights prosthetic and if it is, it seems like a rather absurd length (ha!) to go to to both do full-frontal and also not really have to do full-frontal. Still, either way, we applaud James for playing to his strengths which – according to his bio online – also include modeling, kickboxing and stunts. This. Is. Spar…tacus: War of the Damned (Well Hung).
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