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Saturday, July 13, 2013
Bad postcards of the week:
Welcome to Michigan, where our roads have never really been all that good
From: The Grand Rapids Press
So, apparently Michigan roads have always been bad.
I know this after picking up two glorious postcards at the Grand Rapids Book and Paper Show at Calvin College. There was a a dealer with several bins of 50-cent cards. I think other attendees were a little worried as I cackled with glee as my pile of purchases grew higher.
Amazingly, there wasn't just one card featuring the highway “Welcome to Michigan” signs. I found two!
The first shows some nice dark asphalt – right up until the Michigan sign, where it looks like splotchy concrete. Even the dirt on the shoulder is different!
Both signs read “Welcome to Michigan, water wonderland. Let’s go fishing.”
Now let’s look at the backs. The first reads: “Welcome to the Wolverine State” and lists some basic stats and facts.
The second card raises some questions. “Michigan – Water Wonderland. Fine highways and friendly people welcome you to the Michigan Water Wonderland. Clear blue water, soft sand and lots of sunshine become the vacationist.”
Let’s break this down.
“Fine highways.” Snort.
“Friendly people.” My brother had a t-shirt with a drawing of a flaming skull that read “Welcome to Flint, where the weak are killed and eaten.” That’s simply untrue. We lived there for more than nine years, and never once saw anyone eaten. Then again, we never could figure out what was used in coney dog sauce.
“Clear blue water and soft sand.” We've seen a lot of water in Grand Rapids this week. It was pretty brown and definitely not clear – and that’s probably a good thing. We’re not touching it for a long time.
“Lots of sunshine beckon the vacationist.” Sunshine? What is this sunshine of which they speak? I have faint memories of sunshine. This should say “Occasional moments of sunshine.”
Of course, it could be worse. These “Welcome to Michigan” signs miss some opportunities to enlighten and inform interstate travelers.
For example, signs on US 23 and I-75 should say: “You've just left Ohio. It’s OK to drive faster again.”
Or, on I-94: “You've just left Indiana. You survived Gary. Wow. We know. You can stop holding your breath.”
Or, on US 45 and 41: “You've left Wisconsin. It's unkind to compare football teams."
Help me, readers. What would the signs say at the Canadian border?
RYAN PETERSEN (A.K.A. HENRY) & ADAM - UK Naked Men
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Today In History....
July 13, 1923 –
The Hollywood Sign is officially dedicated in the hills above Hollywood, Los Angeles, California. It originally reads "Hollywoodland " but the four last letters are dropped after renovation in 1949.
Navy Enlistee Joey & Senior Airman Zach - All American Heroes
"We've already seen hot masculine Airman Zach in one of our previous updates. Today he is in charge of training and showing new Navy man Joey some of the nuts and bolts of the military life.
Joey is a young and also hot stud, albeit inexperienced. Nothing to worry about since he has an excellent teacher Zach. Senior Airman Zach loves his military job and he’s been around the world many times on account of his military profession. Zach is tall, muscled and very handsome. And may I add he looks awesome in his Air Force uniform! Add to that the fact that he has a big, fat dick that almost begs to be sucked, and you've got the complete picture.
Zach just wants to introduce Joey into some specifics of military life, so they first have a little chit-chat, then Zach takes charge and guides Joey to his cock. Joey tries to be cool all the time, but Zach is pretty hot and he can’t hide his excitement.
Zach also tests Joey to see if he can do a sufficient number of push-ups, and other physical exercises. He puts his boot on Joey’s back and makes it harder for Joey to do the push-ups. Zach also yells at Joey, it’s just to make him acquainted with the standard procedure in the military – it’s always full of rough male voices and lots of yelling from senior officers.
Soon enough Joey gets sweaty and a bit pumped up. Precisely at that moment Zach orders him to kneel before him and guides him to his crotch.
Joey doesn't want Zach to think he’s a pussy man, he accepts the challenge and takes Zach’s cock in his mouth. Zach’s cock is huge and it makes Joey shed a tear or two, because it causes the gag reflex. Zach wanted to show Joey how real men suck cock, and so he kneels and gives Joey a short live blowjob demonstration.
Now it’s time to Joey to reciprocate and show what he’s made of. Zach goes on to fuck Joey’s face with his dick and tingles Joey’s tonsils. After a lot of messy and hot blowjob action, Zach pulls out and shoots his copious load all over Joey’s cheeks. That was an initiation ceremony for young recruit Joey, one which I’d like to go through as well with someone like Zach!" -- Rough Straight Men
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