CELEBRITY SKIN: CHRISTOPHER MELONI’S DICK, ASS & GAY SEX SCENES
I’m not concerned that these screen shots of Christopher Meloni naked and kissing dudes are “old news” by now. Celebrity Skin is celebrity skin no matter what year it happened, and I’ll be the first one to confess that I’ve jerked off to pics of Meloni’s shower scene with Brian Bloom on more than one occasion…
Thankfully, I’ve never seen a full episode of Oz, so I can completely divorce these shots from his character or the context of the (likely fucked up) plot line. Basically, I’m just sitting around with my fingers wrapped around my dick, thinking to myself, “Ooh, look! It’s Detective Elliott Stabler‘s cock!”
Meloni was naked a lot on Oz, and it’s almost as if he were making up for his disappointing stint on True Blood years before it even happened. We saw his lower body from all sorts of angles, and there was even one moment where he spread his butt cheeks wide open like some of Manhunt‘s more adventurous members. Scenes like that make it clear why people feel compelled to make videos like this. He is, indeed, a mighty good man.