Ryan’s torso

BRIEFS GUY

From: The Backlot

Axel Jonsson

MEN NEED TO STOP WEARING REVEALING “SIDE THONG” SWIMWEAR ASAP!

From: The Gaily Grind

 There is a trend in Men’s swimwear fashions that is horrifying and terrorizing innocent beach goers.

The culprit is the asymmetrical men’s side thong, as modeled below by Bobby Norris from The Only Way is Essex:

Can we all agree. These never look cute. - Bobby Cole Norris in Marbella pic.twitter.com/hOBrtsBM0R

— steve pena (@stevepena1) June 12, 2014

Bobby Norris and boyfriend Harry Derbidge bare bottoms in seriously bizarre trunks http://t.co/jEDCuGK0U6 pic.twitter.com/WBTHKzTkCc

— Redmiles-Blog (@Redmiles_Blog) June 12, 2014

They are quite revealing, leaving very little to the imagination.

Buzzfeed points out that wearing these ‘C Strings’ can be a bit tricky, according to one Amazon review:

When I first tried on my c-string, I thought there was no way it was going to work, however… You really have to play with the wire a bit. In trying to get a good fit, I found that making sure it was tight against the body “between my cheeks” worked out the best, the very tip of the metal also had to be bent towards the body to fit right. Having made these adjustments: it is very comfortable, even for extended wear.

And be careful about your bits popping out in public:

I was worried that the back piece would feel invasive, but it never touched my anus. The wire needs adjusting (all people are shaped differently?) but once adjusted it was rather comfortable. A word to the wise, though, after sitting for a while it fell out. Luckily, it didn’t fall out of my shorts, the front was still (more or less) secured, but the rear half fell out. I had to excuse myself to the restroom, so no big deal, but maybe not for everyday wear.

What’s next? Candyman’s Neon Slingshot Thong with shoulder straps?

Or maybe it’ll be Candyman’s ‘Men’s School Boy Look Thong Outfit’:

Your Nightly Briefing:

 Matthew Paetz
From: Boy Culture

Via Monicarocio.com:
There's more where this came from, but Lea Michele's ex-prosty BF is a hot piece.

CHINESE HOSPITALS INTRODUCE HANDS-FREE AUTOMATIC ‘SPERM EXTRACTOR’ MACHINES FOR DONORS

From: The Gaily Grind

 Step aside ladies and gentleman, your days of getting on your knees to fellatio your man to completion are almost over.

 Leave it to Chinese inventors to come up with an automated sperm extractor machine, which includes a small video screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

The machines, which have been tested in Chinese hospitals for over a year now, come with a massage pipe near the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user. The speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature can also be adjusted to the users preference.

 The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machines are being used by infertility patients who are having difficulty retrieving sperm the “old fashioned way.”


A website selling the machine for $2,800, is promoting it by stating ‘it can give patients very comfortable feeling.’

Watch a video of the machine in action below:

Trey Songz Is Very Gifted:

 Here’s The Proof!
From: JHP

 Tremaine "Trey" Neverson (born November 28, 1984), better known by his stage name Trey Songz, is an American singer-songwriter, record producer, rapper, and actor. His debut album, I Gotta Make It, was released in 2005, while his second album, Trey Day, was released in 2007. His third album, Ready, was released in 2009 while his fourth studio album, Passion, Pain & Pleasure, was released on September 14, 2010. His fifth album entitled Chapter V was released on August 21, 2012. His sixth studio album, Trigga, is set for release on July 1, 2014.

 Songz was born Tremaine Neverson on November 28, 1984, in Petersburg, Virginia. His mother, April (Gholson) Tucker, was seventeen when he was born. Raised as a military brat by his mother and stepfather, Songz did not have aspirations for a musical career as a child due to his shyness, saying "Singing wasn't a reality for me, until other people started noticing I sounded good." He recognized his vocal abilities at the age of 14. Reluctant to sing, he began performing with encouragement by friends and family in high school. Record producer Troy Taylor discovered Songz during a talent show in 2000, which led him to signing a recording contract with Atlantic Records in 2002. After graduating from high school in 2002, Songz moved to New Jersey to begin recording his debut album, though recording did not actually begin until 2003.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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MUSIC UNITES THE WORLD

From: Only If You Want It To Be...

Mind that tackle: England and New Zealand amateur players get up close and personal in nude rugby match

Two 15-man teams faced off for a starkers match as a hilarious, unofficial curtain raiser to today's second Test.
From: Mirror

 Jokes about tackles, balls and fly-halfs were bandied around as England and New Zealand clashed in a rugby match with a difference.

 Two 15-man teams faced off for a spirited match in Dunedin... with both sides completely starkers.

 The 'Nude Blacks' and a team of English players played an hour-long game as a hilarious, unofficial curtain raiser to today's second Test.

 The Kiwi squad performed a traditional Haka as hundreds of curious spectators watched on.

 The amateur players did not an eyelid as they tackled, mauled, and passed the ball while completely in the nude.

 Those in the stands, including many foreign tourists who had traveled to watch the real Test, gasped in amazement and many snapped away with their cameras.

The light-hearted game took place before the much-anticipated clash between the real England and All Black teams.

 New Zealand sealed the series in a narrow one-point win, with Chris Ashton touching town in the closing seconds of the game.

Check out nearly 10 minutes of uncensored footage via local 3 News New Zealand, and make sure you watch long enough to catch that totally-nude haka dance.