The 27 Best Olympic Bulges

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Shani Davis

 USA.

Shani Davis (/ˈʃɑːni/; born August 13, 1982) is an Olympic Champion speed skater from the United States.

At the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin, Italy, Davis became the first black athlete from any nation to win a gold medal in an individual sport at the Olympic Winter Games, winning the speed skating 1000 meter event. He also won a silver medal in the 1500 meter event. At the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada, he duplicated the feat, becoming the first man to successfully defend the 1000 meter gold medal, and repeating as 1500 meter silver medalist.

Davis won the all-around World Allround Championships in both 2005 and 2006, after winning the silver medal in 2004. In 2009 he won the World Sprint Championships in Moscow, the site of his first World Allround Championship victory. By winning he became the second male skater to have won both the Sprint and Allround in their career, after Eric Heiden. He has won six World Single Distance Championships titles, three at 1500 meters (in 2004, 2007 and 2009) and three at 1000 meters (in 2007, 2008 and 2011), and he led the United States to its first and only World Championship gold medal in the Team Pursuit event in 2011. He has won nine career Overall World Cup titles, five at 1000 meters (in 2006, 2008–10, and 2012) and four at 1500 meters (2008–2011). He has 53 career individual victories on the ISU Speed Skating World Cup circuit (through January 2013), placing him second all-time among men.

Davis has set a total of eight world records, three of them current (through January 2013): 1:06.42 over 1000 meters, 1:41.04 at 1500 meters, and 145.742 in allround samalog points. He also sits atop the world Adelskalender list (since March 2009), which ranks the all-time fastest speed skaters by personal best times in the four World Allround Championship distances.[1] Davis is known for his consistency and technical proficiency. Davis is native to Chicago, Illinois, and trains at two U.S. Olympic training facilities, the Pettit National Ice Center in West Allis, Wisconsin, and the Utah Olympic Oval in Salt Lake City, Utah.

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Speed Skating - Men's 1000 m - 2014 Winter Olympics

 Stefan Groothuis

Gold Medal

Netherlands

Stefan Groothuis (born 23 November 1981) is a Dutch speed skater. He is the World Sprint Champion for 2012, and winner of the gold medal in the 1000 meters at the 2014 Winter Olympics.

Groothuis is a specialist in the middle distances, 1000 and 1500 meters and had his international breakthrough in 2005. In that year he reached a second spot during the Speed Skating World Cup meeting in Salt Lake City over 1000 meters. This earned him a nomination for the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin. During the Dutch Single Distance Championships in December 2005 he switched this nomination into a qualification by becoming fourth behind Jan Bos, Erben Wennemars and Beorn Nijenhuis who all qualified as well.

In January 2006 Groothuis surprised by becoming the Dutch national sprint champion finishing in first position after two races over 500 metres as well as two over 1000 meters, out sprinting common names like Gerard van Velde, Nijenhuis and Wennemars. A month later at the 2006 Winter Olympics Groothuis would finish in 8th position over 1000 meters. His time of 1:09.57 was 0.68 behind on winner Shani Davis.

At the 2012 World Sprint Speed Skating Championships in Calgary, Groothuis won the gold medal. His points total of 136.810 broke the world record for the sprint combination held by Jeremy Wotherspoon.

Shani Davis

8th Place

U.S.A.

Shani Davis (/ˈʃɑːni/; born August 13, 1982) is an Olympic Champion speed skater from the United States.

At the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin, Italy, Davis became the first black athlete from any nation to win a gold medal in an individual sport at the Olympic Winter Games, winning the speed skating 1000 meter event. He also won a silver medal in the 1500 meter event. At the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada, he duplicated the feat, becoming the first man to successfully defend the 1000 meter gold medal, and repeating as 1500 meter silver medalist.

Davis won the all-around World Allround Championships in both 2005 and 2006, after winning the silver medal in 2004. In 2009 he won the World Sprint Championships in Moscow, the site of his first World Allround Championship victory. By winning he became the second male skater to have won both the Sprint and Allround in their career, after Eric Heiden. He has won six World Single Distance Championships titles, three at 1500 meters (in 2004, 2007 and 2009) and three at 1000 meters (in 2007, 2008 and 2011), and he led the United States to its first and only World Championship gold medal in the Team Pursuit event in 2011. He has won nine career Overall World Cup titles, five at 1000 meters (in 2006, 2008–10, and 2012) and four at 1500 meters (2008–2011). He has 53 career individual victories on the ISU Speed Skating World Cup circuit (through January 2013), placing him second all-time among men.

Davis has set a total of eight world records, three of them current (through January 2013): 1:06.42 over 1000 meters, 1:41.04 at 1500 meters, and 145.742 in allround samalog points. He also sits atop the world Adelskalender list (since March 2009), which ranks the all-time fastest speed skaters by personal best times in the four World Allround Championship distances.[1] Davis is known for his consistency and technical proficiency. Davis is native to Chicago, Illinois, and trains at two U.S. Olympic training facilities, the Pettit National Ice Center in West Allis, Wisconsin, and the Utah Olympic Oval in Salt Lake City, Utah.

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Speed Skating - Ladies' 500 m - 2104 Winter Olympics

 Lee Sang-hwa

(이상화)

Gold Medal

South Korea

Lee Sang-hwa (Korean: 이상화, Hanja: 李相花, Korean pronunciation: [iːsaŋhwa]; born 25 February 1989) is a South Korean long track speed skater who specializes in the sprint distances. She is a two-time Olympic champion in 500 meters (2010 and 2014) and the 2010 world sprint champion. She is the current world record holder in women's 500 meters with the time of 36.36 seconds set in Salt Lake City on 16 November 2013, and also holds the South Korean record on 1000 meters.  She has also won three World Championships medals in 500 meters, and has placed in the top three in World Cup events four times in this distance. Her first World Cup victory, however, came on the non-Olympic distance 100 meters. On the 1000 meters, however, she has never placed higher than fifth in international events (2010 World Sprint Championships, first 1000 meters).

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Heather Richardson

8th Place

U.S.A.

Heather Richardson (born March 20, 1989) is an American speed skater who has competed since 2006. She represented the United States at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, where she finished 6th in 500 meters, 9th in the 1000 meters, and 16th in the 1500 meters.

At the 2011 World Single Distance Championships in Inzell, Germany, she won a bronze medal in the 1000 meters. She also placed 8th in the 500 meters, and was part of the team pursuit team that finished in 8th place.

On January 26–27, 2013, Richardson won the gold medal at the 2013 World Sprint Championships in Salt Lake City, United States

Snowboard - Men's Halfpipe - 2014 Winter Olympics

 Iouri Podladtchikov

(Юрий Юрьевич Подладчиков)

Gold Medal

Switzerland

 Iouri Iourеvich Podladtchikov (Russian: Юрий Юрьевич Подладчиков, born 13 September 1988) is a Russian-Swiss snowboarder. He rides goofy stance.  He has competed since 2000. In Sochi he won the gold medal for the halfpipe at the 2014 Winter Olympics.

 Shaun White

4th Place

U.S.A.

Shaun Roger White (born September 3, 1986) is an American professional snowboarder and skateboarder. He is a two-time Olympic gold medalist. He holds the X-Games records for gold medals and highest overall medal count, and has won 10 ESPY Awards.

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Alpine Skiing - Women's Downhill - 2104 Winter Olympics

 Tina Maze

Gold Medal

Slovenia

Tina Maze (born 2 May 1983) is a Slovenian World Cup alpine ski racer. She is one of just six women who have won in all five World Cup events and one of three who have won in all five disciplines in a single season. Maze has 23 World Cup victories and is the current world champion in Super-G and Olympic champion in downhill. She was the world champion in giant slalom in 2011, and won the overall World Cup in the 2013 season. In this season, she listed 11 victories and won a record number of World Cup points – 2414, beating the previous record of Hermann Maier of 2000 points from the 2000 season. In that season, she won the Super-G and Giant Slalom titles, finished first in the Combined event (although no globe was awarded) and finished second in Slalom and Downhill. Maze also improved previous Maier's record of podium finishes in a single season (22) with 24 podiums. In 2005, 2010, 2011, and 2013, she was awarded the title of the best Slovenian female athlete of the year.

Dominique Gisin
Gold Medal
Switzerland
Dominique Gisin (born 4 June 1985) is a World Cup alpine ski racer and Olympic gold medalist from Switzerland.
Born in Engelberg in the canton of Obwalden, Gisin made her World Cup debut in December 2005. Her first podium was in Altenmarkt-Zauchensee, Austria, where she placed second in the downhill on 13 January 2007. Two years later in January 2009, she gained her first World Cup victory, also a downhill at Altenmarkt-Zauchensee, with the same time as Anja Pärson.
At the Winter Olympics in 2014, she tied for first in the downhill with Tina Maze and both were awarded gold medals.It was the first-ever tie in an alpine event at the Olympics.
Through January 2014, Gisin has 3 World Cup victories, 7 podiums, and 39 top ten finishes.Her younger siblings Marc and Michelle also compete as alpine ski racers.

Julia Mancuso

8th Place

U.S.A.

Julia Marie Mancuso (born 9 March 1984) is an American World Cup alpine ski racer. Born in Reno, Nevada, of Italian descent, she was the gold medalist in the giant slalom at the 2006 Winter Olympics, the silver medalist in both downhill and combined at the 2010 Winter Olympics, and the bronze medalist in the combined at the 2014 Winter Olympics. She has also won five medals (two silver and three bronze) at the World Championships and seven races in regular World Cup competition. Her four Olympic medals are the most ever for a female American alpine skier.

Snowboard - Ladies' Halfpipe - 2014 Winter Olympis

 Kaitlyn Farrington

Gold Medal

U.S.A

Kaitlyn Farrington (born 18 December 1989) is an American snowboarder who won halfpipe gold at the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia.

Kelly Clark

Bronze Medal

U.S.A.

Kelly Clark (born 27 July 1983) is an American snowboarder who won halfpipe gold at the 2002 Winter Olympics.

Clark was born in the village of West Dover in Vermont. She started snowboarding when she was 7 years old, and began competing in 1999, became a member of the US Snowboard team in 2000. Kelly Clark trained for competitive snowboarding at Mount Snow Academy in Vermont and graduated in spring 2001. She won a gold medal for women's halfpipe at the 2002 Winter Olympics and competed in the halfpipe event again in the 2006 Winter Olympics. Her last run started off in spectacular fashion; however, she missed a landing later in the run and ended up placing fourth behind fellow Americans Hannah Teter and Gretchen Bleiler, as well as Norwegian Kjersti Buaas. In the 2010 Vancouver Olympics Kelly won a bronze medal in the halfpipe after placing third behind American silver medalist Hannah Teter and Australian Torah Bright.

Kelly Clark began training for the 2014 Sochi Olympics at High Cascade Snowboard Camp in the summer of 2013. Kelly has been awarded a Signature Session at High Cascade for the summer of 2014 where she will give back to snowboarding's youth through coaching and mentoring.

The TTR World Tour particularly has witnessed her domination first hand. The 2007/2008 season saw Kelly record a staggering eight podium finishes out of 12 contest entries, with five of those as TTR Titles including the 6Star Burton European Open, the 5Star Chevrolet Grand Prix and the 6Star season-ending Roxy Chicken Jam US. The 2008/2009 World Tour, however, would finally see Kelly rise to the head of the ranks, finishing the season as Swatch TTR World Snowboard Tour Champion. Over the course of her world travels, from the 5Star Burton New Zealand Open to the legendary 6Star Burton European Open to the prestigious 6Star Burton US Open, Clark bagged a podium finish at every turn.[citation needed]

Clark is a Christian. At the start of the 2004–05 FIS Snowboarding World Cup season, Clark overheard a conversation at a competition in which another competitor was upset and that competitor's friend comforted her. Clark returned to her hotel room and started reading the Bible before seeing the friend of her competitor's wanting to know more about God. Knowing God, according to Clark, freed up her snowboarding and allowed her to enjoy the sport more. She now rides with a sticker on her snowboard proclaiming, "Jesus, I can not hide my love."

I’VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE: THE BEST VIRGINS & FIRST-TIMERS OF 2013

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CHRISTIAN WILDE’S BOTTOMING DEBUT

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