In 2013, nudity lead to major popularity in The Locker Room. Whether the athlete in question was naked on purpose or caught in the act, more than half of these posts were dedicated to bare jock flesh on display. Hell, even one of the guys who didn’t show his butt has a few shots where you can see his jockstrap through his football uniform…
Of course, just like last year, rugby players scored four out of ten spots on this Best of Manhunt Daily countdown, with football players snagging two, and the rest dedicated to soccer, baseball, diving and an assortment of sports featured in the ESPN Body Issue… So where was the love for Tom Daley, Ben Cohen or the juicy mounds of Jeff Driskel? Oy! It would take too long to explain their omission from this list. For now, you should just jerk off to the guys who actually made it.
“Your ass doesn't get its own Twitter unless its two mounds of hunky flesh that are made of ass dreams. Eden plays for the Chelsea soccer club, and when his cakes bounce across the field, bitches faint and jealous dudes run for butt implants. You can’t handle all that ass… Do you think Eden’s teammate Fernando Torres (who is always sticking HIS ass out) has butt fights with Eden? On a shared dildo?”
Belgian soccer demigod Eden Hazard’s ass has its own Twitter.
Your ass doesn't get its own Twitter unless its two mounds of hunky flesh that are made of ass dreams. Eden plays for the Chelsea soccer club, and when his cakes bounce across the field, bitches faint and jealous dudes run for butt implants. You can’t handle all that ass. Soccer players already have fantastic asses because they’re running and kicking all the time. Take a guy with an already genetically luscious ass and then have him play soccer. When these straight dudes were lip-synching about booty, they meant Eden Hazard.
Do you think Eden’s teammate Fernando Torres (who is always sticking HIS ass out) has butt fights with Eden? On a shared dildo? This post has taken such a turn for the worse.
Eden Hazard (French pronunciation: [edɛn azɑʁ]; born 7 January 1991) is a Belgian footballer, who plays for English club Chelsea in the Premier League and the Belgium national team. He primarily plays as an attacking midfielder and a winger. Hazard is known for his creativity, speed, and technical ability and is described as a "fearless, explosive attacking midfielder who can change the game with a turn of pace or a dribble". He has also been described as "a defender's nightmare" and has earned critical acclaim for his playing style, which has led to the media, coaches, and players drawing comparisons to FIFA Ballon d'Or winners Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo.
Hazard is the son of former Belgian footballers and began his football career in Belgium playing for local clubs Royal Stade Brainois and Tubize. In 2005, he moved to France joining first division club Lille. Hazard spent two years in the club's academy and, at the age of 16, made his professional debut in November 2007. He went on to become an integral part of Lille under manager Rudi Garcia, racking up over 190 appearances. In his first full season as a starter, he won the National Union of Professional Footballers (UNFP) Young Player of the Year award becoming the first non-French player to win the award. In the 2009–10 season, Hazard captured the award again becoming the first player to win the award twice. He was also named to the league's Team of the Year.
In the 2010–11 season, he was a part of the Lille team that won the league and cup double and, as a result of his performances, was named the UNFP Ligue 1 Player of the Year becoming the youngest player to win the award. Hazard was also given the Bravo Award by Italian magazine Guerin Sportivo for his performances during the 2010–11 season. In June 2012, after over eight years at Lille, Hazard departed the club, amid much transfer speculation, to join English club Chelsea.
Hazard is a Belgium international, having represented his nation at under-17 and under-19 level. Prior to starring for the senior team, he played on the under-17 team that qualified for the 2007 UEFA European Under-17 Football Championship and 2007 FIFA U-17 World Cup. Hazard made his senior international debut in November 2008, at the age of 17 years and 316 days, in a friendly match against Luxembourg. Nearly three years after his debut, Hazard scored his first international goal against Kazakhstan in October 2011.
Here’s some hot pics of Eden from an ad he did with some of his fellow soccer stars. Who got to paint him? I want to kill them, and go back in time to take their place. Who you callin’ creepy?