A few weeks ago, I was (pleasantly) surprised to learn which Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post had been most popular within the past twelve months. It was not the one about the dick to the left. It was not any of the ones I wrote about Colby Jansen, Andrew Stark or Colby Keller, who I may or may not have sneakily campaigned to get on this list… And it was neither David Ken nor Sean Xavier, despite their impressively large equipment.
You’ll have to scroll all the way down to find out who took the prize! A very special honorable mention goes out to the following ten men, who just missed the mark and made me wish this were an epic top twenty countdown—Mike Mann, Esteban, Derek Anthony, Ty Roderick, Jack Hall, Dale Cooper, Angel Rock, Abe, Devin Moss and Vinny Castillo.
There were a lot of great dicks on the internet this year! Even after babbling on about those ten extra names, there were at least ten others I wanted to mention. I’d highly recommend taking a stroll down memory lane and perusing the pages of our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me feature once you’re done viewing the content below.
10.
MICK LOVELL
We wrote
“Is that the greatest cum shot of the year? The greatest cum shot of ALL TIME? Probably not! However, it’s such a nice cum shot, I’m ignoring that this scene is a flip-fuck and writing a Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post about Mick Lovell’s big ol’ shaft. This makes it all the more bittersweet that I had to include his name alongside Josh Long on last Friday’s list of 2013 gay porn retirees. Ugh! Come back to us, Mick. We need your cum.”
"Mick Lovell for president! Mick Lovell for president of all of the buttholes! You know I don’t usually spoil the money shot before gracing you with my sweet and generally intolerable words, but it was important to me that you saw Kevin Warhol‘s cum-covered hole before saying “ugh twinks” and dismissing this post altogether.
Is that the greatest cum shot of the year? The greatest cum shot of ALL TIME? Probably not! However, it’s such a nice cum shot, I’m ignoring that this scene is a flip-fuck and writing a Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post about Mick Lovell’s big ol’ shaft. This makes it all the more bittersweet that I had to include his name alongside Josh Long on last Friday’s list of 2013 gay porn retirees. Ugh! Come back to us, Mick. We need your cum."
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