If this countdown were a completely honest reflection of my dick‘s interests, deliciously thick rapper Big Dipper would be ranked above half these chiseled, pretty-ass bitches. I’ve got a weakness for big, hairy dudes who command their bearish sex appeal and never hesitate to slut it up on the dance floor. (Hi, Big Dipper! That’s you.)
Everyone’s favorite hirsute, plus-size rapper Big Dipper is back with another raunchy music video! You might remember hearing the track itself, “Dick Hang Low”, in Boulangerié Knowles‘ blatantly fictional account of her interview with the Chicago-based rapper. The clip, filmed in Portland by Wayne Bund, is less glossy and ridiculously over-the-top than previous offerings like “Drip Drop“, “Meat Quotient” and “Summertime Realness“, but it still captures the same sleazy energy that made us fall for Big Dipper in the first place.
Word on the street (or the press release) is that Big Dipper’s new mixtape THICK LIFE will be available through his website on October 22. If you’re too impatient to wait that long for his goofy ass dick, you can grab a free download of “Dick Hang Low” here… Meanwhile, I’ll be over here in the corner thinking about pounding this handsome fellow’s ass while feeding him donuts. Bye!