On this blog you I am going to share my world with you. What can you expect to find here -- First of all lots of sexy men, off all shapes and types, something for everyone, as I can find beauty in most men. You are going to find that I have a special fondness for Vintage Beefcake and Porn of the 60's, 70's, and 80's. Also, I love the average guy, and if you want to see yourself on here, just let me know. Be as daring as you like, as long as you are of age, let me help you share it with the world! Also, you are going to find many of my points of views, on pop culture, politics and our changing world. Look to see posts about pop culture, politics, entertainment, sex, etc. There is not any subject that I find as something I won't discuss or offer my point of view. Most of all, I hope you are going to enjoy what I post. ENJOY!

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Dating Tales: Halloween Special!

From: Cocktails and Cocktalk
And as you can see, some of the world’s most famous sluts follow the tradition annually…

 Taking those wise words to heart, I rocked out as an (un)original slutty school boy – with face painted of course. There was potential to meet a hottie I’d been talking to later on that night… So after eight or nine pills, when I was well and truly tripping off the wallpaper and dribbling down my own top – I sashayed into his hotel.

 In the hotel room, smaller than a tampon, we prepped for it and while still dressed as a dead school boy, I was slightly worried that of all the eligible men I’d pulled the only pedo-necrophiliac? But obviously went ahead with it anyway. And I was so dehydrated anyway I couldn’t even pout, let alone perform a Jenna Jaimeson oral spectacular.

The polite, “Sorry…” as I reached over for my bottled water every two seconds, wasn’t exactly smooth moves. And after what seemed like an eternity of fellatio drier than a sultan’s flip-flop, I lay non successfully sleeping, STILL tripping off the wallpaper… and now with the shakes.


This Halloween: Halloween was once about who can be the sexiest, while still in costume, now it seems the competition is between the goriness. Well, what I wore at one point this weekend, was definitely the most gruesome…

Sometimes it turns out that sexuality isn’t always so STRAIGHT-forward. A “straight” guy, with a girlfriend, that’d never been with a boy before, wanting to fulfill a very non-straight fantasy. “GAWWJUS” – Little Britain. But before we even tried, after slipping a cheeky finger in (it was Halloween), I found something that WAS DEFINITELY NOT a treat sloshed over my finger! I knew it was too good to be true, so with an overwhelming new scent in the room, it flopped (well we both did). Needless to say I’ll never look at a chocolate finger in the same way again…

To be fair, I did state in The Fall Line (2011)that straight guys wanting man-action on the side, were so out. So it only serves right that I should get the shit end of the stick, for not listening to my own advice!

 – Nan, Little Britain

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