I'm not one to condone this type of behavior, but if you're one of those Toronto gays that likes to connect with straight boys, tonight's the night.
My amazing Blue Jays just snagged the ALCS and are on their way to the World Series for the first time in 22 years.
I remember the last time...I was living in Ottawa and had a bunch of work people over to watch the (winning) game, including my straight megacrush. After they won, everyone kind of filtered out except for T. He just stayed and stayed and drank and drank...
...I lived downtown and he lived out in the 'burbs. It was like, two in the morning; buses had fully stopped. He was hinting that it would be hard to get home, but I got so freaked out that I was all, "okay, well thanks for coming..." IDIOT.
Now that I'm a well-aged homo, obviously I know him staying over wasn't going to mean S.E.X., and I just feel really bad that I made him go home in the middle of the night.
Again, I don't condone it, but tonight's your night.