LUNCHTIME BULLY
A picture says a thousand words, but an ol’ school erotic photo shoot with cheesy captions says so much more. Vinnie appeared in a 1994 spread for Advocate Men entitled “Lunchtime Bully“. Even though I was too damn young to enjoy these pictures when they first came out, I was drawn to them when I spotted his bushy eyebrows, his fuzzy ass and his vaguely awful “WE JUST LIKE SURFING” t-shirt (that’s likely sitting in a Connecticut thrift shop right now).
The funny thing is, Vinnie actually looks like someone who’d be cast as a bully in a late ’80s or early ’90s comedy. He’s the homophobic bad boy who got held back for five or seven years, and now he’s secretly bottoming for the gym teacher after school to get enough credits to graduate… Geez, that would have been a better story than this lunchtime bully one! Can I go back in time and get a job writing captions for dirty magazines? Please?
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