Yesterday, it was brought to my attention that former Randy Blue model David Chase might have a profile on Manhunt. While this alone isn’t revolutionary news—considering fellow performers likeScott Hunter, Eli Lewis, Darius Ferdynand, Shay Michaels, JP Richards and Derek Anthonyare known to appear on the site—the circumstances of David’s alleged profile jumped out at me.
Let’s start with the obvious—the headline reads “Buy a car from a Gay Porn Star“. From there, David fully acknowledges his adult industry pseudonym and states that he’s been in the porn business for seven years, even going so far as to mention his work with Dragon Media and a few other studios.
He lists himself as a Jacksonville native who’s 33 years old, two facts which can be confirmed by his various bios on Men Over 30. He curiously insists that he’s only looking for “friends”—or people who want to buy a car from him—yet he’s careful to mention his versatility and the supposed 8.5″ x 6.5″ cock lurking in his trousers.
The only thing that’s suspicious here? He gives me a fucking shout out. Somehow, I’m willing to 100% accept that David Chase is selling cars on Manhunt, but it throws me off that he would ever say he hearts me! Frankly, it throws me off that David Chase even has any fucking clue who I am.
Um, maybe I should buy a car from him?
- Dewitt
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