Oh, the ridiculousness of stuffing a bunch of narcissistic emotional shipwrecks into a house where they compete for “the love” of one person! The Bachelor was the first and should probably be blamed for everything that came afterwards (the sickness has even struck our own community). It’s the show’s 21st season. Seriously, it’s 21 seasons of this mess. But if you HAVE to watch the show (you poor wretch), at least this season’s straw man is HOT. Enjoy the shallow, it’s Wicked.
Nick Viall has been a contestant on the female-version of the show (the cleverly-titled Bachelorette) and he’s apparently tanned and hit the gym enough for ABC to give him the title gig. Here’s some pics. Judge for yourself below.