Ask QC: Flat Bum Blues

From: Queer Click

I’ve got a really, really flat bum and even my boyfriend said so. I wonder is there anything that I can do about it because it gets to me sometimes. Maybe there is a certain type of workout or something I can do to plump up my butt? I remember once someone told me that you can actually work your bum out, but i don’t know how to and if it’s true or not. Help!
— Deflated

What say you, dear readers? Should Deflated be doing a certain type of exercise to plump up? Is there a bigger issue with his self-esteem? Sound off in the comments