Are you into covered wagons? Lots of guys are. With the backlash that circumcision has received in the past couple of years, you’d better learn to love a manly foreskin! We did some research, and identified the 7 most popular uncut guys on Manhunt. How did we determine who was “most popular”? Let’s ask our Manhunt Statistical Analyst, Nealon Licket! Mr. Licket?
“Yes, thank you, Jay. After much tinkering, analysis, and jacking of my dick…why the face? You can’t make me pour over hundreds of thousands of Manhunt profile pics featuring uncut cock and not expect me to take matters in hand! Fool! Anyway, we determined popularity by how many times the member (so to speak) has appeared on other members’ Buddy Lists. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to grab some lotion and get cracking on the next list! Unless you want to spit it on it for me, Jay….”
Uh, no thanks, Nealon. And use a tissue. The beleaguered Manhunt housekeeping staff is sick and tired of cleaning your jizz off of things here at the office!
After the jump are the seven most popular Manhunt members whose bishops still have turtlenecks! To see more (or to hit em’ up on Manhunt), just click on their pics or their profile link!
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manbst28 describes himself as a “small frame guy with a nice cock”. He’s into “into most types of guys from older to younger, hairy to smooth, short to tall guys, slim to muscle all depends on the guy.” So basically he’s a big ole’ slut. We love those.
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WIDELONG says he’s “a MAN”S MAN” with “large HANGERS” who can “CUMMM in LOADS”. That’s a mouthful.
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rich24 doesn’t have a pic of his uncut wiener available, so you’ll just have to trust him. Dude is popular and lists himself as “uncut”. That and the picture above is all you really need.
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That’s actigym. Is he actually uncut? Maybe he’s just aroused so the sleeve became short. He insists on a face pic from his potential suitors or no dice. With that body, he can make those demands.
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timetraveller3 says he has time to travel. Hence, the name? That uncut cock of his remains a mystery. You probably have to msg him on Manhunt to get a peek.
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MuscleLover says “don’t hesitate to ask”. We assume he means about his hot cock and nice body. We don’t really care about astrological signs, or how many siblings he has.
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Is RChester a model? He might want to consider it, cuz DAMN. He’s worked on oil rigs (*swoon*), and says that he’s “a choice your mother would be proud of”. Fuck that royal baby, why aren't news crews following HIS ass around?
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He might seem a little familiar to you. It’s Owen Hawk. He’s a big barebackin’ porn star. I know this is a dick-centric post, but owenhawk has a nice set o’ cakes. He’s a “big-dicked top” looking for occasional hookups. Off camera.
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He’s called donkeeboy. As in “hung like”. Hopefully it’s “hung like” and not as in “donkey punch”. Those hurt.
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So there it is! Seven men still in possession of their foreskin. Slip and slide it around like a slinky before you stick it in. Which one’s single barreled pump action yogurt slinger do you want to lock and load?
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