One of the best parts about coming out of the closet (well, more like “openly dating a man“) is that you have negative fucks to give when it’s obvious you like cock. Take the following video from the UK’s Splash in which twink extraordinaire Tom Daley is totally hypnotized by contestant Dan Osborne’s leopard print bulge. (See 2:02.) He could care less. It’s a bulge and he’s on it, world!
Tom is the host of the reality television diving competition, and Dan is sort of a UK version of The Situation. Except way hotter. And bulgier. Can you blame Tom? I’d ask for a private showing.
Osbourne says he initially resisted wearing the leopard print bikinis, but finally relented and grew to like them. Tom probably offered up some of that Olympic sponsorship money.
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