"Someone named Guy Trebay at the New York Times wrote a piece in which he whined about how too many men are going shirtless for the summer in NYC. He must be straight. Two things occurred to me after reading that trash:
1) It has been HOTTER THAN FUCK this summer. A couple of weeks back, it was hotter than “the inside of a dog’s mouth” in NYC.
Snotty prisses at the NYT are lucky people weren’t running around in these.
2) There doesn’t need to be a “2″. Just let hot guys walk around with their shirts off!
I’m all for decorum and style. But if a city is practically ON FIRE, have a little compassion and unclench your ass cheeks for a couple of seconds, Guy. Why torture ourselves? Actually, you know – you’re right. Everyone should be in
tweed. Better yet – BURQUAS!
Here’s what some asshole he interviewed had to say:
“I was on my way to the bank and I saw not one, not two, but three guys” walking shirtless across Eighth Street, said Rob Morea, a personal trainer and an owner of Great Jones Fitness in NoHo. As might be expected of someone in his line of work, Mr. Morea’s own physique resembles that of a bendable action figure. Despite that, he would never go shirtless in New York, he said. “It doesn’t feel right. It’s like going to a business meeting in your underwear.”
Feel free to find Mr. Morea on Twitter or something and tell him he’s lame.
Why all the hatred for the male form? A boiling hot summer is the perfect occasion to show it off. All bets are off if we’re living in Satan’s asshole, Guy.
And for those of you who are like “well, it’s not fair because women can’t do that!” and “well, what if the guys don’t have BODY and are obese?”, I say:
1) Yeah, that does suck for the ladies. I’m all for tits out. Let’s make it happen.
2) I happen to like the pudgy dudes. If you don’t, cross the fucking street."
Enjoy this collection of those totally declasse shirtless guys ruining cities!
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