Buzzfeed.com recently had an hilarious article 20 Signs You’re at a Gay Pool Party. It was funny but aimed more at the gyms rat and twink crowd. What about the bears? Bear pool parties are similar but with a few key differences.
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You’ve never seen the official invite, everyone ‘just knows’
2.
The food will consist of hot dogs, hamburgers, mac&cheese, sides dishes, chips, and cookies.
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Alcohol will consist of: Beer, vodka, coke/diet coke, cranberry juice, and flavored vodka no one knows what to do with.
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Its a great place to find pot
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There’s a designated spot along the house/fence where you should piss
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At some point there will be minor argument over who’s iPhone should be the DJ
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A cute bathing suit isn’t important because its going to come off anyway.
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Someones having sex upstairs
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Someones getting jerked off underwater
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There’s never enough noodles
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You’ve been introduced to the host couple but you’re not sure which is which because they’re always introduced as ‘Todd and Rick.’
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There will be a Twerk-Off. Someone will win, some one will cry.
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That guy you hate will be there and you’ll have to fake a smile all day
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Someone will want you to take an action shot of him jumping into the pool. Afterward he’ll realize his phone was in his pocket and is now ruined.
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There’s never enough ice or sunscreen
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5 other bears will be wearing the same Old Navy bathing suit as you. You know the navy blue one with a white stripe down the side…
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You’ll leave shoes, sunglasses, underwear or some other accessory behind.
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Two words: Jello shots
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The street will be to narrow and the parking will suck.
20.
Watch out because someone might shit in the garage.
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