It’s 2016 And Zac Efron Has Reached Peak Thirst Trap

Quench us, king!
From: NewNowNext

 Zac Efron has two new movies coming out this summer and another slated for 2017.

In promos for all three — Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, and Baywatch — Zac is either shirtless, sweating, dancing, in the process of taking off his clothes, or generally looking hot AF without trying. Sometimes all at once!

It’s not hard to see why Zac is such a successful actor!

 And don’t worry if you’re feeling Zac Efron fatigue at this point. He feels it sometimes too!

“I step back and look at myself and I still want to kick that guy’s ass sometimes,” he recently told Men’s Fitness. “Like, fuck that guy. He’s done some kind of cool things with some cool people—he did that one thing [Neighbors] that was funny—but, I mean, he’s still just that fucking kid from [High School Musical].”

So which new Zac Efron movie is the thirstiest? Your call!

There’s Baywatch, which gave us these intense jungle gym moments—

 

 The American flag Speedo—

 And the skin-tight wetsuit—

 

 

 Or there’s Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, which gave us the blessed blue (bulge) wrestling singlet—

 Which was a little *tight* in the crotch area—

 And the unintentionally homoerotic moments with Adam DeVine—

 (PS- remember when Adam said Zac has a veniy penis?)

 Or there’s Neighbors 2, which gifted us plenty of *shirtless* frat boy-inspired antics—

 

 

 

 

 A dance break and thrust that impregnates you when you look—

 

 Those impossibly chiseled abs dripping with baby oil—

 Those short shorts serving wedgie—

 AND THOSE ORANGE SHORTS THAT MADE HIM TOUCH HIMSELF CONSTANTLY—

 

 

 

 

 There’s so much Zac goodness on the way, it’s honestly a toss-up for us.

And since we’ve got the juices flowing already, let’s revisit the insane gifs that came out of Dirty Grandpa—

Dead!