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Baywatch Nights
The first season of Baywatch Nights was a colossal bore. David Hasselhoff, Angie Harmon, and a young and cute Eddie Cibrian were detectives working sub-Silk Stalkings cases, with Playboy Playmate Donna D’Errico … trying her best to keep up.
After mediocre ratings, it was decided (gloriously) that the second season would come back as an X-Files rip-off, setting the stage for one of the greatest trainwrecks to hit TV since Mary Hart sang and danced on The Dolly Show. David and the gang battled vampires. aliens, sea monsters, and as I recall, almost everyone in the cast was possessed at some point. You can see the intro for Season Two below. That scream you hear at the beginning is your own soul begging you not to continue.
Unfortunately, ratings didn’t pick up, and the show was canned after the second season. David went on to enjoy impromptu living room picnics, Angie is now on Rizzoli and Isles, Eddie is still adorable Eddie (that … messiness aside), and Donna? Donna D’Errico wants to climb Mount Ararat in search of Noah’s Ark. I guess if you survive Baywatch Nights … anything is possible.
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