I will allow you all to say “YAAASSSS” one more time before 2013 comes to a close, and you’re welcome to take this specific opportunity to do so. Daniel Garofali knows how to wear a speedo, in the sense that he’s so bad at wearing a speedo that his pubes are almost always hanging out for our eyes to see. Predictably, I am okay with that.
We've missed the mess out of Daniel Garofali! He shot some new pics with
Rick Day for DNA, and must have improved property values for miles around that beach. Couldn't you watch him roll around in the sand for hours? He might be perfect. Yes, it’s being typed here first. Daniel Garofali is perfection.