Cosmo Jarvis
Gay Pirates
Now for a heart-warming, tragic tale of gay love on the seas. With a bit of gang-rape:
“And i’m sick of being beaten, and whipped and lashed to death,I want one night with no gang-rape, but i won’t hold my breath."
But aside from the blatant sexual references below, this is a love song about a pair of gay pirates, set upon by their homophobic crew:
“Yo-ho, Sebastian, I want to love you good,We deserve much better than we’ve had.”
Although pirates actually had a form of gay marriage, so these pair may have just been on the wrong ship at the wrong time.
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