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My crush on Tumblr cub LilJohnBear verges on a certain line of creepiness. I can’t tell if he was more flattered or weirded out when we first posted about him, but a small part of me doesn’t care either way! He’s never gonna sleep with a skinny fucker like me—especially given the whole “having a boyfriend already” thing—so I’ll just quietly jerk off in the corner like a dirty old man while repeating to myself, “Dat ass, dat ass, dat fucking ass.”
As a general rule, I’ve been trying to shy away from yanking pictures from a guy’s personal Tumblr without his permission. Random dudes jerking off? Sure, but when I’ve located the source of the pics, found out he’s in a relationship with a cute bisexual boy, and he’s already spoken out about people reblogging his pics, it feels dirty and somewhat wrong to burden him with the unwanted attention of Manhunt Daily‘s perpetually horny (and occasionally judgmental) readership.
Alas, I couldn’t control myself with a man who’s this unbelievably adorable. If it makes it any less creepy or weird, I’m going to refrain from making filthy comments about his round, hairy and especially smackable ass, and just leave you with this—his boyfriend is a very, very, very lucky man. Color me jealous.
Photo credit: liljohnbear
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