8.
You call him up at work, and tell him to rush home for dinner. “It’s chicken,” you whisper sensually into the phone. When he gets to your place, you answer the door wearing this “Choke the Chicken Thong“. You shake your hips in a playful manner and ask him if he’s ready to eat. He tells you to take that ridiculous thing off your body, fucks your brains out, and then you order Chinese food… Because, um, you were too busy douching thoroughly to cook anything for this bastard.
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