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COACH COLBY JANSEN IN FOOTBALL FUCKDOWN
My butthole wrote
“The three short films star the number one man I want buried deep inside of me, Colby Jansen, as a coach who has sexual intercourse with his players in the locker room. It should be noted that all of the aforementioned players—Johnny Rapid, Ryan Rockford, Duncan Black and Rod Daily—have taken it up the buttocks in previous films, and they've done it quite well if I do say so myself… This is why I find it preposterous, unforgivable and personally offensive that Colby Jansen is not lining them up and fucking them one-by-one in the series’ grand finale.”
I am hopping mad with rage! Earlier in the week, it was brought to my attention that MEN.COM has a new erotic series entitled “Football Fuckdown“. The three short films star the number one man I want buried deep inside of me, Colby Jansen, as a coach who has sexual intercourse with his players in the locker room. It should be noted that all of the aforementioned players—Johnny Rapid, Ryan Rockford, Duncan Black and Rod Daily—have taken it up the buttocks in previous films, and they've done it quite well if I do say so myself!
This is why I find it preposterous, unforgivable and personally offensive that Colby Jansen is not lining them up and fucking them one-by-one in the series’ grand finale (much like Andrew Stark did when he coached a baseball team, which I do happen to adore oh so much).
For this reason and this reason alone, I simply refuse to indulge the continuation of the “Football Fuckdown” series. It means nothing to me that Duncan Black is a perfect cock whore, or that Johnny Rapid takes two willies in his bottom in the series’ third installment. I care not for such rubbish! My deepest desire is to see Colby fuck four bottoms in a row, and my voice will not be silenced until MEN.COM issues a statement of apology or immediately begins recording such a film.
Let my voice be heard!
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