From:
Manhunt Daily
People called us crazy for launching a
Manhunt Coloring Contest. They laughed in our faces, telling us we were fools for thinking anyone would put their dick down long enough to pick up a crayon and design something beautiful. We dealt with persecution from our colleagues, our readers, our peers and our family. We were almost burnt at the stake.
Haha, just kidding! None of that happened at all. We actually got five solid submissions, and our winner stunned us by both exploiting his body for the sake of his art and selling out to include the MEN.COM logo in his piece(s). He’ll be getting a free year of Manhunt and a one-month subscription to MEN.COM for his efforts.
As a thank you to all the other participants, I’ve upgraded their Manhunt accounts with one free month of unlimited membership, and three out of four of them will receive a five-day MEN.COM subscription for including the site’s logo on their piece. My deepest apologies go out to any of you dumb losers who took your sweet time and missed out on an opportunity to win awesome free shit. That’s saying a lot, because I’ve got a lot of deep apologies. I’m giving you the deepest.
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