WHAT IS THIS BLOG ALL ABOUT?

On this blog you I am going to share my world with you. What can you expect to find here -- First of all lots of sexy men, off all shapes and types, something for everyone, as I can find beauty in most men. You are going to find that I have a special fondness for Vintage Beefcake and Porn of the 60's, 70's, and 80's. Also, I love the average guy, and if you want to see yourself on here, just let me know. Be as daring as you like, as long as you are of age, let me help you share it with the world! Also, you are going to find many of my points of views, on pop culture, politics and our changing world. Look to see posts about pop culture, politics, entertainment, sex, etc. There is not any subject that I find as something I won't discuss or offer my point of view. Most of all, I hope you are going to enjoy what I post. ENJOY!

Saturday, July 13, 2013

FELEBS -

His Dick Tastes Like Candy
From:  Queer Click
In conjunction with the saccharin sweet new design of Sticky, we've decided to sink our pearlie whites into the pages of a Katy Perry video - this week's FELEBs magazine transports all our favorite nude celebrities into a candy wonderland and features enough man candy to rot your teeth. It features the Jonas brothers jerking their dicks on top of Gumdrop Mountain, Jake Gyllenhaal getting fucked in a river of chocolate (just like Augustus Gloop in that one deleted scene), and that blonde kid from Glee looking impossibly attractive and doing blonde-kid-from-Glee things. Really, it's like Willy Wonka and Nasty Pig cosponsored an event. And Ryan Gosling gatecrashed it. Who could ask for better?

We have to casually wonder who is in charge of cleaning up after this Celeb-orgy. Does FELEBs Candy Land have Oompa Loompas? If so, are they sexy and in g-strings? Do they sing songs to Ryan Gosling while he rubs his dick against a giant gummy bear?! This issue raises so many questions! Please help us understand QCers. If LWoods is taking post-fornication volunteers to help clean the chocolate off of his faux-celebs, we volunteer. And we promise not to miss a spot.


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