From: Queer Click
In conjunction with the saccharin sweet new design of Sticky, we've decided to sink our pearlie whites into the pages of a Katy Perry video - this week's FELEBs magazine transports all our favorite nude celebrities into a candy wonderland and features enough man candy to rot your teeth. It features the Jonas brothers jerking their dicks on top of Gumdrop Mountain, Jake Gyllenhaal getting fucked in a river of chocolate (just like Augustus Gloop in that one deleted scene), and that blonde kid from Glee looking impossibly attractive and doing blonde-kid-from-Glee things. Really, it's like Willy Wonka and Nasty Pig cosponsored an event. And Ryan Gosling gatecrashed it. Who could ask for better?
We have to casually wonder who is in charge of cleaning up after this Celeb-orgy. Does FELEBs Candy Land have Oompa Loompas? If so, are they sexy and in g-strings? Do they sing songs to Ryan Gosling while he rubs his dick against a giant gummy bear?! This issue raises so many questions! Please help us understand QCers. If LWoods is taking post-fornication volunteers to help clean the chocolate off of his faux-celebs, we volunteer. And we promise not to miss a spot.
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