The Golden Globe nominees were announced on Thursday. They've clued me in to a whole slew of hot actor dudes that I didn’t notice before or know about. Ones that need to do a multitude of nude scenes! These should be all, of course, be full-frontal.
To make this happen, the Golden Globes needs to introduce a new category, “Best Full Frontal”. That should spur more penis on our IMAX screens. Don’t roll your eyes at me. Have you ever watched the actual GG ceremony? Everyone is shit-faced! And higher than the sun! The winners run up to collect their trophies straight from snorting rails in the restroom! A “Full Frontal” category would be accepted with open boners.
Check out a new crop of movie stars to admire and fantasize about below:
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Max Martini
He’s in Captain Phillips, which is nominated for Best Picture – Drama
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Chiwetel Ejiofor
Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama for 12 Years A Slave
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Jack Huston
He’s in American Hustle, which is nominated for Best Picture – Comedy or Musical
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Will Forte
He’s the former SNL funny guy in Nebraska, which is nominated for Best Picture – Comedy or Musical
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Oscar Isaac
Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical for Inside Llewyn Davis
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Daniel Brühl
Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture for Rush
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