From: Queer Click
FELEBS is back with Issue #12 - "The Bible Of Gay Sex." In this issue (our twelfth already!), we pay homage to the effervescent Corbin Fisher, our best-selling website for 3 consecutive years.
In Greek mythology, Priapus was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and erm, male genitalia. Priapus is marked by his absurdly oversized, permanent erection, which gave rise to the medical term "priapism."
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Percidere, puer, moneo; futuere, puella;
barbatum furem tertia poena manet.
Femina si furtum faciet mihi virve puerve,
haec cunnum, caput hic praebeat, ille nates.
Per medios ibit pueros mediasque puellas
mentula, barbatis non nisi summa petet.
I warn you, boy, you will be screwed; girl, you will be fucked;
a third penalty awaits the bearded thief.
If a woman steals from me, or a man, or a boy,
let the first give me her cunt, the second his head, the third his buttocks.
My dick will go through the middle of boys and the middle of girls,
but with bearded men it will aim only for the top.
Find out how Priapus became the King of the Night in this twisted version of Genesis ... or should we say Gaynesis?
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