THE TEN:

HOW DID CHRIS SALVATORE NOT WIN THIS?

"I’m about to start drafting up conspiracy theories that someone’s rigging The Ten in favor of Kayne Lawton, Chris Bailey and Serge Henir. The trio has dominated our countdown of the “Sexiest Men of The Moment” for four weeks in a row, and it’s highly suspicious that none of them fell behind Chris Salvatore or previous champion Heath Jordan in our last round. Am I just being paranoid and completely insane? Because something seems fishy here.

Now, if there is a big scheme to benefit Kayne, Chris and Serge, it’s taken a few more victims—Craig Ramsay, Romeo Alfonso, Landon Falgoust, Shady Ryan and fuzzy straight boy Toby. Each of those guys is fucking gorgeous, and we hate to see them go. They deserved better than that, you assholes!"

-- Dewitt

See pics of all ten contestants after the jump and cast your vote here:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

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1. 

KAYNE LAWTON (LW – 1, W7)

You’re dying to know what’s beneath that towel, aren’t you?

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2. 

CHRIS BAILEY (LW – 2, W9)

It’s his last week! Send him out with a bang.

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3. 

SERGE HENIR (LW – 3, W7)

That light blond fuzz on his body is simply irresistible.

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4. 

CHRIS SALVATORE (LW – 6, W2)

Seriously, guys! He deserved to be number one this week.

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5. 

HEATH JORDAN (LW – 5, W3)

All that muscle. All that fur. All that woofy manliness.

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6. 

SETH FORNEA (RETURN)

Seth has won this before. Can he do it again?

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7. 

NICK JONAS (DEBUT)

The youngest Jonas Brothers member is all grown up now.

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8. 

MIGUEL LA CRUZ (DEBUT)

Imagine a (very naughty) personal training session with this guy.

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9. 

DRAKE TEMPLE (DEBUT)

Hard to capture his beauty with one picture. Very hard.

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10. 

MARKO LEBEAU (RETURN)

Gorgeous, charming gay porn star with a scrumptious “cub butt”.

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