"My body was not ready for DJ Fresh and Diplo‘s collaboration with Tampa rapper Dominique Young Unique. Upon indulging in this track from the Kick Ass 2 soundtrack, I felt the odd sensation to chug down some twerk soup and make a video like this for the Manhunt Daily Twerking Contest (which I’m still giving away prizes for, by the way). My gluteal area began shaking and dropping like an earthquake, until I looked like one of the hot sluts from those Andrew Christian videos:
I can’t stop twerking now. I just twerked while drinking a cup of coffee. I just twerked while reading through my new messages on Manhunt. I just twerked while reading the comments on our interview with Shawn Wolfe. I just twerked on top of my desk. I just twerked under my desk. I just twerked while writing down a note that I should pick up some extra condoms for later tonight. I just twerked with an erection, thinking about my plans for later tonight.
I just twerked as I typed this sentence. Help. This is becoming a problem."
- Dewitt
Watch the video for “Earthquake” below:
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