"Hold me! I can’t stop laughing at the Helix Studios parody of Robin Thicke‘s “Blurred Lines”. When I spotted it on The Sword, I had to watch it at least five or seven times, because I didn't believe it was actually real. This isn't even funny. Like, literally, it’s not even funny in the traditional sense.
It’s just, well, these twinks are so fucking ridiculous. I love watching them parade around like they’re hot shit, which isn't completely inaccurate, because let’s be honest—there are some cute little pussy boys in this bunch. (Sorry, there is no other way to describe the human beings in this video other than “pussy boys”. There’s no word or phrase in the English language that’s more accurate.)
As soon as I passed this video on to my Manhunt colleague Diego, his initial response was,“This is why everyone hates the gays”. He realized, upon further reflection, that this is what most people imagine when we tell them we’re employed by Manhunt. Sadly, we do not have a flock of pussy boys to fuck during lunch hours. I’m as upset about this news as you are."
Compare Robin Thicke and Helix Studios’ versions of “Blurred Lines” below:
HELIX STUDIOS:
THE ROBIN THICKE ORIGINAL:
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