The 10 Best Olympics Bulges

Finally! I can care about the Olympics!
From: badwolf

I’m not somebody who gets worked up about the Olympics every four years. I don’t like having shows preempted and so much of the games are just booooorrrrring and dull and specific and I don’t have the time for it! Just tell me who won and show me their skin-tight competition outfits!

But then Esquire heard my cries and complied a collection of the 36 best bulges over Olympics history, summarizing all the things I care about, vis a vis the Olympics. As a bulge connoisseur myself, these weren’t all up to snuff for me, but I went in and pulled out the ten best to share here with you guys:

 **GOLD MEDAL BULGE**

Alexandre Despatie

Canada

At Athens 2004

 Elbrus Tedeyev

Ukraine

At Athens 2004

 Ryan Lochte

USA

At the Team U.S.A. 2016 swimming trials.

 **SILVER MEDAL BULGE**

Qiu Bo

China

At London 2012

 Sam Mikulak

USA

At London 2012

 Ashton Eaton

USA

At London 2012

Jake Dalton

USA

Bonus: At the 2016 Secret U.S. Classic and Men’s P&G Gymnastics Championships, which is not the Olympics but are you going to complain, seriously?!

Nicholas McCrory

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David Boudia

USA

In perfect synchronicity at London 2012

 **BRONZE MEDAL BULGE**

Nicholas McCrory

USA

At London 2012

 Ryan Bailey

USA

At London 2012

These aren’t the best angles for some of these otherwise impressive bulges, but Esquire didn’t call me to ask me to curate D/B photography.

I’ll be excited to see who’s gonna have that gold medal basket this year. Tom Daley’s held the title for quite some time.