There are a lot of men I fantasize about seeing naked. Gronk, Julian Edelman, Ben Cohen, James Haskell, David Pocock, Jimmy Garoppolo, and Nick Jonas, to name just a few, but Donald Trump does not make this list. To be honest, these statues could have been of an in shape and well endowed Trump, and I would have the very same reaction. If the inside doesn't match the outside, why bother?
Edge reports, "On Wednesday a handful of life-sized nude statues of Donald Trump popped up in public places in cities across America.
Five identical larger-than-life size nude statues of Trump showed up overnight and appeared in highly trafficked areas of San Francisco, Los Angeles, Cleveland, Seattle and New York City.
The statues of the cellulite-plagued billionaire, grossly overweight with laughably small genitalia were the work of the archaist collective INDECLINE, and were titled "The Emperor has no Balls," - an obvious reference to the Hans Christian Anderson fairy tale about self-absorbed Emperor who was tricked into strolling among his people nude to show off his new suit of "invisible clothes."
"Like it or not, Trump is a larger-than-live figure in world culture at the moment. Looking back in history, that's how those figures were memorialized and idolized in their time - with statues," said an anonymous spokesperson from INDECLINE."
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