#12
“Chinese Food”
Alison Gold
What hath Rebecca Black wrought? Or more to the point, Patrice Wilson. Patrice is the “mastermind” behind all of these terrible amateur songs from pre-teen girls. “Chinese Food” isn’t as bad musically as “Friday,” (but that can be debated) but the video is all kinds of wrong. From the opening line “I go clubbing” (Really, you’re like 10 years old), everything about this is cringeworthy.
What the hell is up with the “make it rain” strip club hand motion when she sings “chow mein?” And don’t get me started on the Japanese imagery. But the worst part is when Patrice Wilson himself shows up halfway through as the “panda.” It’s just … indescribable.
But the most inexplicable thing about this monstrosity? It actually hit the Hot 100, peaking at #29. That says something for the state of music today.
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