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| Torso, so fine |
Here goes!
To celebrate the arrival of 2016, check out my personal list of the 40 Hottest Male Bodies of 2015, in no particular order.
This is a subjective list, so I welcome and encourage your comments, but please refrain from insults about my taste, how you wouldn't sleep with a guy who wasn't covered head-to-toe in body hair, etc. It's just for fun.
I'm choosing not only the best bodies, but also the ones I think deserve to be called hottest, so don't worry if not every single one of them has visible abs. (Okay, most of them do.)
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| Nyles away |
Considering this is how I look with my shirt off, I'm either the worst judge of great bodies or, perversely, maybe the best. But I was once absurdly the editor of Torso Magazine, so I figure I've got as much a right as the next schlub.
Thanks for reading all year long ...
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| He took it all off. Well, most of it. |
Okay, so as I said, the list is not in any order ... but if it were, Joe Manganiello would still probably be in pole position.
In 2015, the man with the sickest abs in the movies enjoyed a lot more exposure in the Magic Mike sequel than he had in the original, showing off moves so good you almost believed that women are such generous tippers in strip joints that they throw their bills in the air nowhere near the actual dancers, as the movie suggested.
Manganiello's biggest splash of the year was his showmantic wedding to Sofia Vergara. (Their sex has to be Freddy Peterson-level.) While seeing him pledge his undying love to a girl wasn't all that erotic, his tender rendition of “Sweet Child o' Mine” sure made some gay hearts flutter.
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| Beachin' bod circa 2014 |
But back to his body—it's a work of art. Case closed.
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