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DALE COOPER
Under the unlikely circumstances that Dale Cooper walked up to me and invited me to do whatever I wanted with his body, I would have no fucking clue where to start. A picture like this or a scene like this makes me think I’d dive right into his hole without looking back. A picture like this or a scene like this makes me think I’d drop down to my knees, swallow every inch of his cock and start playing with my hole in anticipation of a deep, hard pounding.
The good news is that, potentially, I could have both! Dale consistently demonstrated his versatility throughout the year, and while you might prefer him in one role or the other, the fact remains that he’s talented at whatever the hell he’s doing. In all honesty, I could ejaculate from merely listening to him speak, whether it’s about queer theory, current events or what it was like to have James Jamesson‘s dick inside of him.
Dale is one of few porn stars I can remember dreaming about this past year. This has no relevance to his placement on this list, aside from maybe indicating an unfair bias in his direction. Right now, my dick is pointing straight toward the sky as I type this sentence and reminisce on the fictional rimjob I gave Dale Cooper in my sleep. It makes me think I made the right decision by selecting him as 2013′s Flip-Fucker of The Year.
The broad, naked back belongs to Alexander Garrett. His face is hidden, his mouth latched onto one of Dale Cooper’s nipples. He works Dale’s shirt off, then grabs him by the neck. They joust with their tongues. Dale’s erection needs no help to bust out of the waistband of his briefs, where it finds Alexander’s mouth waiting. Alexander’s massive cock makes a long, slow, downward curve — the kind that slides handily down a guy’s throat. Dale adds some spit and flourishes, playing with Alexander’s foreskin. Then he tickles Alexander’s hole with his mustache before giving it a thorough tongue-lashing. Alexander encourages the ass play by driving a finger in alongside Dale’s tongue. Dale takes his heavy cock and takes control, topping Alexander. That’s just fine with Alexander, who spreads the hairy halves of his buttocks and thrusts in counterpoint to Dale’s pounding. They separate, and now Alexander sinks his curved cock into Dale, grabbing Dale’s rod like the pommel on a saddle. Drilling deep and fast, Alexander triggers a huge gush of jism from Dale in a single mighty burst then presses his sweaty flanks to Dale’s face and bastes it with semen.
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