16 THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT GIRTH BROOKS

From: Manhunt Daily

 Look, I understand the bias or skepticism against gay-for-pay performers! I really do. As a general rule, it’s much more enticing to watch two guys who are, beyond doubt, loving every second of their (naked) time with one another, but we all have our tiny exceptions! We all do.

For me, that exception is Girth Brooks.

Though our dear friends at The Sword think he’s far too OBESE to be a gay porn star, my dick has flopped out of my jeans to voice his opinion: “I DISAGREE!” <— If you clicked that link, I would just like to state that my dick does not look like Chopped judge Alex Guarnaschelli… BUT I WISH IT DID.

The thing about Girth? He reminds me of a ton of straight guys I’ve blown, rimmed, fucked or been fucked by. His “flaws” make him all the more appealing to me, because 99% of those men didn’t look like polished, all-too-pretty porn stars.

In support of my lust for Girth, I have made a list of sixteen things I adore about him (most of which involve his incredibly thick cock). Because, duh, I like making lists.

16. His ugly + baggy boxer-briefs, that all but confirm his heterosexuality: