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KINKY KYLE
As I stated in my original post, Kinky Kyle comes equipped with muscular pecs, crystal blue eyes, an eight inch dick and an ass that never says “no”. I’d be surprised if, after that sales pitch, you’re not sitting on Kyle’s dick or stretching his unbelievably realistic lips open as you browse through this post. Nobody, and I mean nobody, will ever love you as much as Kyle could.
He has muscular pecs, crystal blue eyes, an eight inch dick and an ass that never says “no”
His name is Kinky Kyle, and you should get to know him a little better, since we've already decided that he’s your new boyfriend. Um, what’s that you say? You’re already attached? You’re not looking for romance right now? Blah, blah, blah, some other bullshit reason for not wanting to be in a relationship? Fuck that! Kinky Kyle is the perfect man, and he’s on sale for 25% off. You should spend the rest of your life with him. Clearly.
The haters might be quick to point out that Kinky Kyle has no arms or legs, but don’t listen to what those jealous fuckers have to say! They don’t understand the love you share with Kinky Kyle. They never will. You are the modern day Romeo and Juliet, minus the whole “killing yourself at the end” part. (Oops, spoiler alert!) Your love is eternal, and it will never die. Kinky Kyle will always be there for you. Watching over you. Loving you. Always.
BUT WILL YOU LOVE HIM BACK LIKE YOU SHOULD?
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