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MIKE DE MARKO
This is going to sound ridiculous, but I never think Mike De Marko‘s as slutty as MEN.COM wants us to think he is. For all the threesomes, gangbangs and orgies he’s starred in, he should be on the same level as, say, Johnny Rapid or Duncan Black. It almost feels like, a lot of the time, he’s simply going through the motions.
The good news is that he’s hot enough to get away with that. Look at his butt! It’s so welcoming and accommodating. Throw that together with his totally adorable face and a thick cock that looks quite remarkable when he’s riding on top, and you've got the equation for someone who’s just on the brink of reaching his full cock whore potential.
Mike De Marko & Chris Bines - Men.com
“After Hours Workout“
"Despite my enthusiasm back in November, it would be a stretch for Mike De Marko to dethrone Johnny Rapid and become 2013′s Hottest Cock Slut. He would have to do triple penetration, quadruple penetration or something insane to accomplish that… Maybe he’d have to take a bath in a tub full of semen, and then drink up every last drop within a short amount of time? The possibilities are endless, but frankly, the point here is that it’s pretty much impossible to be a bigger cock slut than Johnny Rapid. You’d have to stretch your asshole so wide that the whole universe would fall into it.
That said, you have to give Mike credit for trying! He’s like the Solange to Johnny’s Beyoncé—wonderful in his own special way, but not quite on the same level of superstar status. While you might think that sounds like a back-handed compliment, it’s actually one of the nicest things I could ever say about a gay porn star. (It’s scientifically proven that Solange Knowles is the greatest human being in existence.)
Honestly, I adore Mike and his cute little butt, and it was a pleasure to see him shining bright in two new scenes last week (even if I was too busy sucking a billion dicks on vacation when they were released). I made sure to watch them as soon as I got home, and it only got me more pumped for “The Brotherhood of The Traveling Underwear“, his upcoming video with Beyon… Err, I mean Johnny Rapid."
Mike De Marko gets gangbanged in “The Room“
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