You can’t look back when you’re making a list like this. After careful consideration and multiple mugs of coffee, I listened to my gut and chose the top ten gay porn performers who made me scream “Get Inside Me Now” this year. There were no doubts about my first two choices—James Jamesson and Paddy O’Brian—but beyond that I kept mulling over the positions of the eight remaining men and, in some cases, whether they should be here at all.
My biggest internal debate, however, was about including performers who are versatile (or who regularly practice versatility). You could feasibly argue that a few of these guys belong on the “Flip-Fucker of The Year” countdown, but in my perception, they were more likely to bring out my inner bottom and put me in the mood to get pounded.
Who knows, though? Maybe I’m wrong about all of this! The whole point of these rankings is for you to reminisce on your year of masturbatory bliss, then leave annoying comments about who was horrifically snubbed or write detailed essays about how my number one pick signifies the end of gay culture as we know it, and I should probably be thrown in jail for my poor life choices…
Oy! Can you tell I have major insecurity over making lists like this?
10.
TOMMY DEFENDI
It was painful to choose this final slot. Names like Kris Evans, Angel Rock, Woody Fox, Connor Maguire, Boomer Banks, Colby Jansen, Bravo Delta and Charlie Harding floated through my mind on an endless loop. There was even a point where I considered less likely contenders like Tyler Reed or Maximillion Kong.
Eventually, I had no choice but to listen to my body. It was a little shy and quiet at first, but with some prodding, it started to call out “Tommy Defendi” on repeat. My body told me that, if I had time, I would have written a post about how Tommy was 2013′s undeniable “Butt-Muncher of The Year“, and while he may have bottomed or flipped from time to time, it was in the dominant role that he truly excelled.
Thanks for the advice, body! You’re totally right about this.
"Tommy Defendi is relieving himself in a bucket. Jimmy Fanz, peering out behind a dirty shower curtain, can't take his eyes off that humongous cock. He slowly crawls towards Tommy, his lips ready to capture the last drops. Tommy's dick grows bigger and harder in Jimmy's mouth and the veins throb. Tommy growls as his cock sinks deeper into Jimmy's determined throat. Jimmy sucks Tommy's balls, nearly the size of his fist, and slaps his face with Tommy's cock.
He looks up for approval while running his lips along the length of Tommy's wet shaft. Jimmy gets that approval with a kiss, followed by Tommy's tongue in his hairy ass. Tommy grabs Jimmy by the throat and slides his tongue into Jimmy's mouth as he slides his cock into his ass. Jimmy's body welcomes Tommy's massive meat, more so with each slamming and plundering of his gut. The sexual heat these guys generate could set this cell on fire. Tommy fucks Jimmy like a rag doll, tossing him around, slapping him, fucking him on his feet, on his belly, on his back until they erupt like fireworks, their bodies glued together by jism." -- Raging Stalion
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