For every Fox News anchor who thinks there’s no such thing as a black Santa, there have to be at least three more who think there’s no such thing as a gay porn bodybuilder Santa. But, surprise, there is now.
Just in time for XXXmas, Zeb Atlas has given us all the gift(?) of a new Santa-themed photo spread, and he looks, well…uhhhh…nothing like Santa! If Zeb’s dick in a box is just the thing you’ve been waiting for all year, you’re in luck. And even if you’re not into legendary muscle men like Zeb, there’s something in this photo set for chubby chasers, too, seeing as Zeb’s butt has developed into two oddly shaped mounds of flab.
Hey Zeb, tell Mrs. Claus to lay off the egg nog and start serving you skim milk instead!
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