"Let’s be honest. When you see these pictures of Boston Red Sox player Mike Napoli shirtless and dousing himself with uncorked champagne, Diana Ross’ “I’m Coming Out” is playing in your head....
There’s something about men who are active (i.e. sporty) and prone to just being so adorable that their glowing smiles make them leap from the page, and into our filthy, filthy minds. It isn’t because they are straight. It is just because they look really hot shirtless covered in celebratory libations (even though we wish it was semen)." -- Daddy Mayonnaise
Michael Anthony Napoli (born October 31, 1981) is an American professional baseball catcher and first baseman for the Boston Red Sox of Major League Baseball (MLB). He has also played for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and Texas Rangers.
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