"Actually, I’m a lot ridiculous:
- I once hired photographers to trail me as a team of personal paparazzi.
- I cook elaborate, multi-course, French inspired menus for my daily bulking meals.
- I wrote a script that makes anonymous people into strong female characters.
- I’m raising money for the AEF with a calendar of my butt (please order a copy here).
- I created and ran second largest furry art website, and when it closed I redirected all traffic to a Rick Roll video making the top search results for “furry” into Rick Rolls for weeks following.
- I made the Gay Cliques Census.
- I dressed like a sexy, leather-clad, reindeer for a Christmas circuit party.
- My official signature is a drawing of a smiley face, a dog, and a flower.
- I use split testing and focus groups to answer questions like “What to wear today" or "What should my screen name be?"
- I had a cardboard cutout of myself made to keep my old co-workers company when I quit.
I can’t imagine living life without being even a little ridiculous. It must be really boring." -- Noodles and Beef
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