"You might recall that I was uncharacteristically harsh about former straight porn star Rocco Reed‘s switch to gay porn and even more critical of his first time bottoming (for another man) onscreen. In retrospect, I feel kind of bad about this! Rocco, as it turns out, is neither the worst bottom in the world, nor the least charismatic performer in the history of gay porn. I’ve jerked off to a few of his scenes… And surprise! I didn’t hate myself afterward.
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| 1. WEAR THESE RIDICULOUS GLASSES ALL OF THE TIME. |
If anything, Rocco just needs some constructive criticism to help him rise to the top of the industry’s most-wanted list. With that in mind, I’ve jotted down twelve ways for Rocco to improve his desirability, which are basically just an excuse to post these pics of him flip-fucking with Johnny Rapid. Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments."
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| 2. NEVER EVER STOP SHOWING US HIS BUTT. |
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| 3. NEVER EVER HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE WHO ISN’T JOHNNY RAPID. |
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| 4. SERIOUSLY. THOSE DUMB GLASSES ARE SO HOT. |
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| 5. FUCK JOHNNY RAPID’S THROAT INSTEAD OF BEING BORING. |
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| 6. CONTINUE PLAYING SAFELY! TEEHEE. |
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| 7. NEVER EVER LOOK AT THE CAMERA LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN. |
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| 8. SIT IN DESK CHAIRS & LET THE BOTTOM’S HOLE DO ALL OF THE WORK. |
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| 9. IMITATE HIS SCENE PARTNERS’ FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. |
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| 10. IMITATE HIS SCENE PARTNERS’ BOTTOMING ABILITIES. |
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| 11. LET PEOPLE CUM ON HIS BALLS ALL OF THE TIME. |
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CONTINUE PLAYING AN AWKWARD PROFESSOR ALL OF THE TIME.
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