"HONEY! I just got back from unwindulaxing with Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas and Other Jonas after meeting those hot SLUTS on Manhunt, and you just KNOW that my jaw is gonna be aching for days after swallowing their DICKS down to the base and tonguing their balls like a TRUE pro should. Those boys turned my hole INSIDE-OUT and signed their names inside with permanent marker. That’s how open they had me after they TRIPLE-PENETRATED me like a classy baller bitch. It looked a little something like this:
While they were doing me HARD like their taxes, those self-promotional motherfuckers gave me a taste of their new single “First Time”. If you wanna know what Ms. Boulangerié Knowles thought about it, I’ll TELL you what I thought about it… It was boring as all HELL! I ain't mad at these boys for trying to go all grown and sexy on our asses, but they need to STEP UP their game and then Step Up 2: The Streets, Step Up 3D and Step Up Revolution to make up for this damn GARBAGE they call “music”.
I ain't with it, but they can give me those DICKS whenever, wherever!"
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