Nothing like the teddy bear and airplane pancakes my grandma used to make for me when I was little.
Oh wait — more like Breakfast of Champenis. Ehhh? Eh? Yeah, you’re right that doesn't make any sense. Omg International is selling this Penis Shaped Egg Mold. You know, because the best part of waking up is a penis-shaped breakfast. But the good news is, it’s not just for eggs. Oh no! You can put all kinds of other stuff in there like hamburger, pancakes, and pizza. Hey, maybe you could even stick your own penis in it? I don’t know, I’m not 100% sure how that stuff works. Buy yours here!
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