Ryan Kwanten (born 28 November 1976) is an Australian actor. He played Vinnie Patterson from 1997 to 2002 on the Australian soap-opera Home and Away. After his stint ended he joined the American teen-oriented drama Summerland portraying Jay Robertson. In 2008, he was cast as Jason Stackhouse in True Blood.
Not Suitable for Children is an 2012 Australian romantic comedy film directed by Peter Templeman and written by Michael Lucas. It was released on 12 July 2012. It stars Ryan Kwanten, Sarah Snook, and Ryan Corr.
Storyline
A young playboy who learns he has one month until he becomes infertile sets out to procreate as much as possible.
The entire plot of True Blood basically revolves around finding excuses to get Ryan Kwanten naked, so it might be hard to get it up for these butt shots from the 2012 film Not Suitable For Children. I discovered this bit of celebrity nudity while researching my post “10 Non-Porn Films I Would Very Much Like To See“. Initially, I got excited that it was available through TLAgay, thinking that we’d get to see dear Jason Stackhouse in some steamy gay love scenes… But nope! They were hoping that gay men are shallow enough to watch a whole movie just to see Ryan Kwanten’s butt. (And they were right.)
Has anyone seen this flick? Is it worth it beyond Kwanten’s butt? Will I consider using my 25% discount to buy it either way, at the risk of eliminating a film with deeper subject matter? Feel free to answer those first two questions. The answer to the last one is obviously “yes”.
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