Patrick John Warburton (sometimes credited as Pat Warburton, born November 14, 1964) is an American actor. He is known for his several TV roles, including the title role of The Tick, David Puddy on Seinfeld, the evil Johnny Johnson on News Radio, and anchorman Jeb Denton on Less than Perfect. As a voice actor, his distinctive deep voice has been heard in roles including Kronk in The Emperor's New Groove and its sequels, paraplegic police officer Joe Swanson on Family Guy, and bodyguard Brock Samson on The Venture Bros.. Warburton was also featured in roles in Bee Movie, Kim Possible, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command TV series, Hoodwinked, and Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated, among others. He also starred as macho married man Jeff Bingham in the CBS television program Rules of Engagement.
The Civilization of Maxwell Bright is a 2005 romance film starring Patrick Warburton, Marie Matiko, Eric Roberts, Leland Crooke and Jennifer Tilly that has seen success on the art house movie circuit. It has won awards at the WorldFest Houston, New York VisionFest, Florida Film Festival, Boulder International Film Festival, and Beverly Hills Film Festival. It is about a man who obtains a mail-order bride, with unexpected results. The director is David Beaird.
Synopsis
After a series of bad relationships, the last one ending with his lover injuring him with a hoe while they stand arguing on the street fully nude in view of the cops and his neighbors, Maxwell Bright (Patrick Warburton) resolves to find his fantasy woman: obedient and submissive. His dissolute friends goad him into ordering a mail-order bride from China
Mai Ling, the Chinese woman, arrives after six weeks. She is perfect, and even makes his chaotic house into a welcoming home. But Max reacts by treating her like a prostitute, and humiliates her in front of friends. At this point Mai Ling reveals that she is really a Buddhist nun who took her sister's place. Max has an epiphany, and recognizes Mai Ling as a deeply spiritual and moral woman.
They fall in love, and their relationship grows amid mutual respect. Mai Ling attempts to awaken Max's buddha-nature, and Max introduces Mai Ling to the luxuries of modern American living.
This comes to an abrupt end when, his finances failing after spending $100,000 on Mai Ling, Max discovers that he also has terminal cancer. Mai Ling supports him and helps him to prepare for death, and he comes at last to explore his spiritual side and to make his peace with those he has harmed.
When Max dies, Mai Ling resumes her life as a nun.
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You know him as Jeff Bingham from Rules of Engagement, David Puddy from Seinfeld or the voice of Joe Swanson on Family Guy… But do you know what his penis looks like? Beefy, hirsute actor Patrick Warburton bared all in the 2005 film The Civilization of Maxwell Bright, just a few years after showing butt in the 2002 comedy Big Trouble.
Even if his dick weren't a nice size (and surrounded by a nice thick bush), I’d blow Warburton just to hear him talk dirty in his all-too-distinct voice. Does anyone else get the impression that he’d be very verbal in bed? Maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part.
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