"Raging Stallion is well known for Photoshopping the cocks in their publicity stills to make them look bigger, but have they finally gone too far by Photoshopping James Jamesson‘s beard to make it look bigger?
There can be no other rational explanation, can there? How can anyone maintain this kind of facial hair without being mistaken for a biped Snuffleupagus? How can anyone maintain this kind of facial hair without losing a side of beef somewhere between their bottom lip and their neck? I call bullshit. The only way any of this is possible is if Raging Stallion Photoshopped James Jamesson’s beard, in order to make his mountain man character more believable." --
Oh, but to be clear, I love the beard, Photoshopped or not. Like a hybrid of a thick-cocked hobo and a slutty Santa, James Jamesson is serving sexy Unabomber realness, and I wouldn’t want him any other way. Never mind how hot it would be to pull on James Jamesson’s beard while he fucks you, imagine all of the commonly misplaced items you could probably pull out of James Jamesson’s beard at any given moment (your phone, your missing sock, your keys, my dignity)?"
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